my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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