I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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