I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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