I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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