I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
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