office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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