I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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