PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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