U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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