glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
