We won't sleep together?
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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