sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Randomize
