So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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