How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Randomize
