Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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