Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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