Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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