Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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