im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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