Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
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