I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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