my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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