so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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