I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
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