Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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