Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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