Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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