Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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