But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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