Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
We named our party play list daddy issues
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
