So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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