Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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