So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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