i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize