nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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