me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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