you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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