so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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