Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Randomize
