your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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