So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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