No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I got inside last night via doggy door
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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