plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
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