what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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