Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
We are all done wearing pants today
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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