There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
