I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
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