I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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