Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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