3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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