if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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