well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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