words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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